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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the egg and his girlfriend? They broke up."
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"Have you ever wanted to make a difference? WELL THEN GO TO A FUCKING MATH CLASS YOU FUCK"
"What goes ooooooo? A cow with no lips. ;) ;) ;)"
"Tell the Punchline first. How do you ruin a joke?"
"me: ""why was she called the little mermaid, she was 5ft7?"" therapist: ""i meant anything bothering you about your marriage keith"""
"Two bananas walk into a strip club. One banana looks over at the other and says, ""This is quite a peeling."""
"Come to the dark side.... we don't pay our electric bill."
"Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to your house!!! Alright, that was a lame joke...here's another: * Knock, Knock. * Who's There? * THE CHICKEN!!!"
"How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ashtray..."
"If you're upset with someone, write down your feelings in a message. Put the message in a bottle. Hit them over the head with the bottle."