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Joke of the Day

"What times does the chinaman go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty"

"Whats blue and doesn't fit anymore A dead epileptic"

"I've never been wrong Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken."

"Use conditioner... Shampoo burns (;"

"HER: I'm leaving you ME: But why? HER: There's just no chemistry between us anymore CHEMISTRY: Wow, I'm like right here"

"26 letters, minus the U. What do you get? A solipsistic Alphabet."

"Letsh Have Shex! -Horny Sean Connery"

"Why is having phone sex such a bad idea? There's a good chance you'll get hearing AIDS"

"Bob Ross went to hell... ...to beat the devil out of it ;) P.S. Just finished watching some episodes. I miss him so much ;( Paint in peace my friend...and God bless ;)"

"My housemate told me to get something to the front page of reddit I should just recycle... It'll take a lot more than that to get me to take the bins out!"