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Joke of the Day

"Girls who say ""I don't care what anyone thinks about me"" sure spend a lot of time untagging themselves out of unflattering pics on Facebook."

"*gets pulled over* Do you know how fast you were going? *pulls string* *inflates emergency mustache* Oh sorry officer. You're free to go."

"I asked my wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers. ...Or maybe she said ""a tent of lovers."" I wasn't really listening..."

"Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women? Cos they're playas."

"What's the best song for a threesome You've got a friend in me."

"What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year? ram a man"

"What's the loudest thing in the last two Harry Potter films? Deaf Lee's ""HELLO!"""

"Thinking of getting my hair did and maybe also work on my grammar."

"do you like fish sticks? if you do you must be a gay fish"

"So if pro's are the opposite of con's... Then what is the opposite of progress?"