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Joke of the Day

"A prostitute runs out of a chicken coop and says ... ""Well, that's the last time I do *that* for two cocks!"""

"The worst part about being a pedophile is trying to fit in."

"What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato? The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics."

"ME: I'm heading to the shop ROOMMATE: What are you going to get? ME: [wearing a wedding dress] Compliments"

"Your mom is like a chicken coop... Cocks fly in and out all day!"

"Remember when we used to call the ""self check-out"" - 'Theft'?"

"Fortunately I've never been brainwashed, so my mind gets dirtier each day."

"I hate shopping. No matter how much I try and buy supermarket conveyor belt dividers, the cashier keeps on putting them back!"

"Being a man of many flavors. I survived mustard gas and pepper spray, yesterday I was honored a seasoned veteran."

"What do you call a German virgin? Gudentite"