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Joke of the Day
"Your mom is like a chicken coop... Cocks fly in and out all day!"
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"Cinderella, but the Prince is searching for the maiden who matches the glass thigh gap."
"Anyone who uses the phrase ""easy as taking candy from a baby"" has never tried taking candy from a baby."
"How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad? Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood."
"Want to hear a joke about Nitric Oxide? NO"
"Its terrible how so few black people get nominated for an Oscar It's so sad they're not as talented as white people."
"Tell me, ""everything happens for a reason"" so I know you're an idiot."
"""And for our next lesson, we'll learn how to roll a blunt, or un cigarrillo marijuana"" - Rosetta Stoned"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Doorbell salesman!"
"My friend had a bad experience with ice once He told me he was traumiticed"