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Joke of the Day

"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken. Edited for spelling, even though the guy was a stuffy old turd about it. :D HEYOOO"

"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel."

"Better to have loved & lost than to have never loved at all; but if going spelunking was your idea, you should at least *try* to find her."

"What did the pilot say to the Vietnamese mechanic underneath the plane? "" ""You are the Nguyen beneath my wings"""

"Nuts. Two peanuts went for a walk in the park,one was a salted."

"National product once got caught picking his nose and eating it thus forever being known as gross national product."

"a piece of me is missing. I guess that I should stop asking people if they want a piece of me."

"What do you call a brewer's first beer? A rough draft."

"What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas? A tacodile"

"What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage? The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels."