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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato? The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics."

"I had a colonoscopy done the other day and I think it went really well... As I was walking out I overheard the nurses talking about me and I could hear one saying ""What an asshole!"""

"I masturbate with soap Just thought I'd come clean"

"Pluto Its Self Ex-Planetary"

"What does a baby computer call its father? Data."

"Whenever someone asks if I'm a robot I tell them no I'm androidgynous."

"What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants? ""THOSE ARE SILLY CONES"""

"A good way to keep a secret from me is to leave it on my voicemail"

"When my wife and I married we both agreed we would never go to sleep angry. Neither of us has slept in 16 years."

"What is the similarity between a porn-actress and Jesus? They're both getting nailed."