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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato? The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics."

"I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says ""haha good one"" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap."

"what will a small left boob will say to the big right boob we are not isomorphic :P"

"I try not to beat live horses, either"

"My wife thinks it's sexy when she bites her lip. But I haven't had the heart to tell her it's supposed to be the bottom lip."

"How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail!"

"What did russian judge say to the jury? I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort."

"A fifth Fast and Furious movie? Let me suggest: Fa5t and Furiou5. That's a free one, Hollywood."

"Why was six afraid of seven Because Jenny is a hoe"

"Just got a call from the head of Twitter (Paul Twitter). He says great opinions everyone, he's looking forward to more opinions tomorrow."