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Joke of the Day

"Being a man of many flavors. I survived mustard gas and pepper spray, yesterday I was honored a seasoned veteran."

"what does the Jewish midwife say to the Non-Jewish woman who just gave birth? It's a Goy !"

"What does ebony porn have in common with space? Black holes."

"The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close."

"How to comfort a homosexuals family if hes in a coma? You can always say ""well, look at it this way; he was a fruit, now hes a vegetable!"""

"Today my 6yo said it was good it's snowing, as that means the earth isn't getting hotter, and tonight she starts as an anchor on Fox News."

"Knock knock Who's there? Control freak -- now YOU say, ""Control freak who?"""

"My Shakespeare brings all the boys to the yard And they're like We're gonna kick your ass fancy boy"

"So my scatterbrained friend accused me of misquoting cliches... Isn't that the pot calling the kettle a racist?!?!"

"If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom what do you have? A very large bedroom."