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Joke of the Day
"My computer just said hello to me. I think it's A Dell."
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"It rubs the lotion on its skin and struggles with the doorknobs again."
"Apparently the running team had a huge orgy Inter-racial relationships."
"What is Jojo's Favorite Pokemon Game? Pokemon ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS"
"I asked a guy if he knew what the chemical formula was for Sodium Bromate... He said NaBrO3"
"Shattner didn't go to Nimoy's funeral, and Obama's been on the phone all weekend with the Vulcan ambassador, trying to smooth things over."
"Water bears are so badass... if they fall into the pits at La Brea, the tar degrades."
"The shortest joke ever Two women were sitting quietly."
"School of Terrorism, Suicide Bomber course... Instructor: *Alright pay attention class, I'm only gonna do this once.*"
"What does Acetone and Hitler have in common? They're both Polish removers!"