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Joke of the Day

"My computer just said hello to me. I think it's A Dell."

"Why can a Cheetah not hide? Because it's always spotted."

"90% of the men who cheat and get caught give bad name to the rest 10% who only cheat."

"I just burned 12000 calories I left the pizza in the oven"

"What was Bruce Lee's favorite hotel? HYATT!!!"

"I went out with a girl last week, she told me she wanted to be 'treated like a Princess'... So I put her in the back of a Mercedes and drove it into a wall."

"Ate reduced fat cheese on low calorie bread and my taste buds had me indicted for hate crimes."

"[Interview] ""Why'd you leave ur last job?"" My boss felt threatened by me [Flashback to juggling lighters after dousing boss in gasoline]"

"What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common? Both want to be real boys"

"Why is this wet? Just one of the fun games you get to play as a parent."