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Joke of the Day
"Lets role play I'll be Osama, You be a cave, and I'll hide up inside you"
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"First The Doctor Told Me The Good News I Was Going To Have A Disease Named After Me"
"My friend bored me when talking about Latin... they had discussed it ad nauseam."
"Wife finds her husband watching tv Man yells, 'No don't do it!' Man yells louder, 'Don't do it, you idiot!' Wife asks, 'What are you watching?' Man says 'Our wedding tape.'"
"I carry a knife, but it's just in case of cake."
"Your mother walks into the bar It's ""the"" bar because she's so fat she's in every bar."
"Why do Jamaican philosophers shit together? Because they discuss tings."
"I met a girl who was looking hot and I said to her: Your temperature is high today,as usual got weird reaction."
"Every time I watch cartoons I imagine how badly they must reek of B.O. because they're always wearing the same thing."
"Blacksmith asked, do you have any experience in horseshoeing? ""Yes, I once told a horse to fuck off."""