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"Have you heard the one about the deaf guy? He hasn't either."
"Oh I'm sorry.. I didn't know it was ""bring your feelings to work day""."
"Unemployed teachers ..... Have no class"
"An elephant joke... What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? Plenty o' room."
"If you drop a piano down a mine shaft what key does it play in? A flat minor"
"I asked my wife if she wanted to watch a movie with Matthew McConaughey... She said it's not a Matthew McKindaDay."
"deleted scenes are rarely worth the time but on Honey I Shrunk the Kids check out one where the dad thinks he's alone and starts jerking it"
"I just won the Polish Lottery..... $1.00 a year for a million years."
"What's your best ""A guy walks into a bar"" joke"