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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse."
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"What is a Pirate's favorite letter? Listener usually answers: R? Punchline: (In pirate voice) No! It is the C!"
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"I don't drink anymore... ...I don't drink any less either."