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Joke of the Day

"I didn't realize what ""Shoot the J"" meant... So naturally people explained it to me when I shouted it at the wheelchair basketball halftime show."

"Soda What do you call a soda that was beat up in a fight? CREAMED SODA"

"Request: Your best British vs American jokes Reading jokes it occurs to me how different humour is on the other side of the pond. What's your favourite British vs American jokes?"

"First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot? Second Caribou: Micky Moth!"

"I learned mathematical fractions from a drug dealer. He said if I don't pay $4,000 in 7 days, I'll lose 3 fingers."

"Today I played dead with my 5yo nephew. He cried for 5 seconds, then grabbed my iPhone and run away."

"How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them."

"I went camping with a bunch of supermodels once. It was pretty in tents."

"What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever."

"Wanna hear my Jump Rope joke? Never mind, I'll just skip it."