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Joke of the Day

"I didn't realize what ""Shoot the J"" meant... So naturally people explained it to me when I shouted it at the wheelchair basketball halftime show."

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"Just returned from my Friends Funeral. He died from being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service."
"WIFE: [holding newborn baby] Ive never been so proud of anything in my life ME:[thinking about that one time I drew a perfect giraffe] same"
"Yesterday, I was told to ""check your privilege."" I did. It's still there."
"Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, Water gets chuck norrised"
"TIFU by spraying water on a topless model Now all the seats are wet"
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"Why did the feminist cross the road? To move the goal post for their argument"
"How do you know adam and eve weren't black ? Ever try to take a rib from a nigger ?"
"I'm really sick of making my dog a birthday cake every 52 days."