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Joke of the Day

"LA has come up with a safe space, for people that voted for Trump And they're calling it Texas"

"There are two kinds of people who don't say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot."

"What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner? He got the cold shoulder."

"/r/jokes won't get this.. karma"

"Two satellite antennas decided to get married The wedding was ok. But the reception was amazing!"

"Most disgusting joke I know ... [NSFW] So, I was eating out my girlfriend when all of a sudden I tasted horse sperm. I couldn't help but shout out ""aha grandmother, so that's how you died!""."

"One day in the Kwik-E-Mart A customer asked ""could you give me two bags, Apu?"" but Apu couldn't give two shits."

"My plan if there is a draft: Put a coat on."

"Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00? Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. **EDITED** to make joke more apparent"

"Customer: Waiter there's a button in my salad. Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing."