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Joke of the Day

"I stole my friend's kidneys one night he'd be pissed, but he can't"

"Testicle. It's life in a nutshell."

"Why was jesus bad at COD He respawns after 2 days"

"Wal-Mart Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east? A: Because there are too many Targets"

"What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy? Bart."

"What's Mark Zuckerberg's favorite sex move? The facial. He wrote the book on it."

"My kids and this punchline have a lot in common. They're both a disappointment."

"Why don't orphans like baseball? Because they don't know were home is XD"

"If Royce Da 5'9 gave up his career in rapping.. He'd become Royce Da 9-5. ^^^^Mixed ^^^^up ^^^^the ^^^^numbers ^^^^last ^^^^time."

"I could tell by the scowl on her face that her patience and botox were wearing thin."