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Joke of the Day
"Why was jesus bad at COD He respawns after 2 days"
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"@funTweeters you guys are my favorite thing about Twitter. I suggest we get pant less and hug this out like men."
"Just watched some Midget Wrestling. It was a short fight."
"What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion."
"My mother said fetch me a glass of water... My mother said ""fetch me a glass of water"" and I said ""no"" my mom said ""I bore you for nine months!"" So I said ""you bore me every time you speak!"""
"6:There's a monster under my bed Me:That's silly! There's no such thi..OH GOD IT'S EATING MY ARM 6:SCREAMS ME:KIDDING it only eats kids"
"What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits? Melon and Broccoli!"
"Q: What's the definition of perfect pitch? A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides."
"""one Man's trash is other man's treasure"" Isn't the best way to tell your kid that he is adopted. Credits- /u/theone1221"
"I haven't lost my virginity yet Because I never lose"