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Joke of the Day

"Wal-Mart Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east? A: Because there are too many Targets"

"What do you call a fake Apple product? An i-phony"

"Why do squirrels have bushy tails? To keep their nuts warm."

"Customer: Excuse me, are you the manager? Those Xmas Hams are expired Manager: Um... [changes sign to ""Vintage Hams""] Hipster: I'll take 4"

"Homeless girl ..... I met this girl the other day and gave her my phone number. She said she would call when she got home. I'm beginning to think she's homeless???"

"Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train theif? He has loco motives."

"How do you catch a peculiar rabbit? Unique up on it."

"What's the worst part about being a pedophile? Getting the blood out of your clown suit."

"My microwave broke. So, we're finding innovative alternatives. Did y'all know the surface on top of the oven heats up, too? Honest to God."

"I'm thinking of becoming Hispanic just for the upside-down exclamation point. I like what you guys did there. I'm jealous."