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Joke of the Day
"Why don't orphans like baseball? Because they don't know were home is XD"
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"Boss: I was listening to some Tool on the way to work. Me: I talk to myself when I'm driving sometimes too, it's ok. Boss: Just get out."
"What's a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet"
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"what do you call a black horse? a neigh-gro"
"There's a reason you don't see many Jedi in relationships. They always try to force it."
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"I was going to post that I'm in Nebraska but Foursquare didn't have the location ""Someone shoot me in the face"" listed."
"I just borrowed $10,000 from my mom to place a bet at a casino here in Vegas. Tiger Woods better win the Super Bowl this year."
"[my 1st day at press conference sign language translator job I lied on my resume to get] ME: *does Madonna's Vogue choreography for 45 min*"