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Joke of the Day

"What's Mark Zuckerberg's favorite sex move? The facial. He wrote the book on it."

"boys need to work on keeping their Instagram up to date with good pics. I can't show my mom some pic of a fish you caught 120 weeks ago"

"Dear Homework. They might be doing you, But They are always thinking about me. Sincerely FACEBOOK"

"Both my son and daughter love reddit. That must mean it's heredditary."

"What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising? Pants."

"They say money can't buy happiness But it can buy a boat and invite happiness over for the weekend."

"How do you spell ""we"" with two letters without using the letters W and E? U and I."

"Ellen Pao's front teeth"

"Server: Want one of our famous milkshakes? Me: Well, I saw your yard and it was empty. Server: Huh? Me: No boys. Server: Huh? Me: No thanks."

"How did Helen Keller break her arms? She tried to read a road sign going 45mph"