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Joke of the Day

"Testicle. It's life in a nutshell."

"I didn't see my face anywhere as a kid... ...then I realised it was right under my nose the whole time!"

"A man and a boy are walking through a dark forest. The boy says to the man ""I'm scared."" The man says, ""You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"""

"When life gives you AIDS... Make lemonAIDS"

"Why did the KKK member fail his calculus class? Because he didn't believe in integration."

"Upgrade your weekend: Take Monday Off..."

"What does the Jewish Bruce Wayne drive? The Shabbat-Mobile."

"What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A good start."

"In my interview for the binman job, I asked if you needed any special training... The interviewer said ""nah you just sort of pick it up as you go along""."

"[VIDEO] Cristiano screams like a goat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elOlE-wEpoE&feature=youtu.be CR7 screaming like a goat, enjoy"