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Joke of the Day
"Cum and Lotion look and taste the same.... JUST KIDDING I dont know what lotion tastes like......"
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"How do you starve a black guy? Hide his food stamps under his work boots."
"I tried anal for the first time last night when I was blacked out.. I never knew I had it in me..."
"Fucked this girl for an hour and 45 seconds a while ago. Thanks daylight savings"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alfred ! Alfred who ! Alfred of the dark !"
"I've heard of sleepwalking on Ambien but the cabbie dropped me off and seems I flew to New Mexico, got peyote, ate a burrito, and flew back."
"Spoiler alert! The milk's got 1 day left"
"I told my mom I wanted to become a stand up comedian. She laughed."
"Chimps Broke Out of Ferguson Zoo Apparently they're starting fires across town."
"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race."