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Joke of the Day

"I told my mom I wanted to become a stand up comedian. She laughed."

"My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from local zoo."

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre."

"*a friend tells me their problems* me: mhm, ok, have you tried eating about it?"

"I remember Pandora back when it was called your dad trying to find a song he liked on a road trip."

"Jews don't recognize Jesus. Protestants don't recognize the Pope. Southern Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store."

"I should become a proctologist After all I deal with assholes everyday!"

"What idiot called it ""insomnia"" and not ""resisting a rest""?"

"I think I may have insomnia But whatever, I won't lose any sleep over it."

"what does a Nazi turkey say? ""Goebbles Goesbbles"""