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"Spoiler alert! The milk's got 1 day left"
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"My ex wife recently told me I run away from my problems. Apparently not far enough."
"Pi-ku Math is fun When Mixed with some pie"
"A grown man smelling like baby powder stood next to me today. My maternal instincts have never been so confused."
"I want to die quietly in my sleep like my grandad did. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."
"I had a race with an Asian today It was a Thai"
"wtc that awkward moment when your crush asks who your crush is"
"My history teacher found a tampon He's still trying to figure out what period it's from."
"Usain Bolt isn't allowed near any elementary schools. The speed limit is only 40 kph!"
"I got robbed by a magician Took my wallet, watch and every silver dollar I had behind my ear."