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"I don't like when guys says stuff like ""i waited my whole life to meet this woman"". It's like no you didn't. You weren't a romantic toddler."
"Why does Minnie Mouse wear heels? She is the only female mouse Mickey knows. Pressure's off, girl. Your boyfriend doesn't even have a shirt."
"Mike Tyson is a passionate, sensitive man, who cries after making love. ...because of the mace."
"How do Reavers clean their spears? They run them through the Wash. (In honor of the late Shepard Book. RIP)"
"I made a bet with the butcher that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...... .......He refused as the STEAKS were too high!!"
"Pauly D from Jersey Shore was at the Dance party where Chuck Norris invented the Electric Slide. His hair is now permanently stuck in a blowout position."
"Every time you reach under the couch for something a giant spider must choose whether or not to give up its secure location."
"How many musos does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it..."
"What did the male cheerleader say when he had to leave in the middle of a routine? ""Catch ya later!"""