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Joke of the Day
"Fucked this girl for an hour and 45 seconds a while ago. Thanks daylight savings"
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"Did you hear about that baby boy that was born with no eyelids? The doctors actually used his foreskin from circumcision to construct his eyelids. He's OK, but just a little cock-eyed."
"What do you call a stampede that runs in circles? NASCOW"
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"My grief counselor died last week. Luckily, he was so good I didn't give a shit."
"How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? If her ankles swell when she farts."