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Joke of the Day

"How do you starve a black guy? Hide his food stamps under his work boots."

"What's the difference between a procrastinator and a prognosticator? Well, I haven't come up with the punchline yet, but you can probably see where I'm going with it."

"Why do you look out the window in the morning? Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway."

"Police arrested two kids yesterday. one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off."

"90% of the contacts in my phone are useless"

"Held the door open for a japenese women today she said ""sank you"" I replied ""we blew you up"" She hit me with her walking stick... Apparently she meant thank you Edit: grammar mistake"

"What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids? Moussaka"

"Jesus went to Wal-Mart He couldn't believe all the savings."

"I love Italian jokes. They really help the day go."

"WARNING: Racist What do you call a black person on the moon? A problem What do you call all black people on the moon? A solution"