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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alfred ! Alfred who ! Alfred of the dark !"
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"Don't you hate it when you think you're about to fart and you shit on your Dad's face?"
"When you are hit in the... - ball boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMMFHcRSjR8"
"Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus."
"""IN THIS CORNER.. DWAYNE ""THE ROCK"" JOHNSON"" *the rock beats chest* AND IN THIS CORNER... RYAN ""PAPER"" WALLACE *the rock is visibly nervous*"
"Did you hear about Ryan Seacrest's beard? Apparently she's a former Miss Teen USA."
"I wish you were ketchup.... ...So you could squirt on my Weiner!"
"2 atoms of helium acting funny ~ HeHe"
"I heard a bunch of Chinese people chanting ""We want rights! We want rights!"" They must be scared of the dark or something."
"What do you call an Irish guy who can't keep off the weight? McFatagain! I'm sorry."