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Joke of the Day

"PMS: I'm sorry. ME: Why? It's a good day. PMS: Wait for it. ME: [2 secs later] DID MY PARENTS REALLY TAKE MY DOG TO A FARM WHEN I WAS 5?!"

"What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey? A fowl ball!"

"Whats the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted"

"Saw a homeless guy babbling about conspiracy theories that doesn't really make sense... You could say it was a vague rant."

"Wireless Internet is like Sex You still want it, even if it's unprotected and in a public place."

"This kitten is just what my house needed. Another female that doesn't listen to me."

"What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !"

"I'm sick of people saying, ""Its political correctness gone mad!"" That's offensive. You should say ""Its political correctness gone mentally ill""."

"So I work with dogs Whenever they get unruly I just tell them they are adopted."

"What do you call a cute shortcoming? Flaww"