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Joke of the Day
"A boomerang walks into a bar. Gets thrown out but he came back in again."
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"A German man and his son walk into a bar... A German man and his son walk into a bar. The man points to his son and says ""Ein Bier bitte"". Bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve your Kind here""."
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"Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad? Because it's soda pressing."
"The human torch was denied a bank loan..."
"Pizza Hut ad: ""Do you want the same old same old, or do you want the original?"" Think about these words."
"Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art? Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming ""stay away from me!"""
"*malia passes me a joint* thanks obama"
"Q: Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt? A: Because he always showed up in cuneiform."
"Did you hear about the gay magician? He disappeared with a puff."