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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cute shortcoming? Flaww"

"What is it called when an exchange student goes to Malaysia? Euthanasia."

"North Korea's ability to go through with its threats are as poor as the punchline of this joke."

"I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!"

"Whats the difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? You can't fit a prostitute in a bowling ball."

"[couples therapy] Mrs: he's too handsy, always touching me all over... Mr: [who is an octopus] I CANT HELP IT LINDA IM LIKE 90% HANDS..."

"Is this subreddit dying? Nobody's posted anything all year."

"What do you call a stock broker having sex in the middle of his work? Insid'er trading. http://i.imgur.com/oTp4lvG.gif"

"I don't know why beer companies bother with an expiration date... it's never going to make it anywhere near that."

"I love, love, love when sports fans are homophobic. ""I don't want any gay people around while I'm staring at men for hours"""