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"What do you call a cute shortcoming? Flaww"

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"Typing Mistake One million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title. ""An idea,that can change ur wife'' While real word was (life)."
"Apparently, exercise improves your decision making. It's true. After going to the gym today I've decided I'm never going again."
"Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana."
"Did you hear they finally caught the watch thief? It was only a matter of time!"
"What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person? Leaving a plunger in the toilet."
"What's the difference between Trump and Hitler? Hitler never raped a 13 year old."
"Cauliflower is just ghost broccoli."
"I like to think of myself as the Martha Stewart of slobs."
"Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience."