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Joke of the Day
"Wireless Internet is like Sex You still want it, even if it's unprotected and in a public place."
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"People forget that Hitler also invented those subscription cards that fall out of magazines."
"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with 5 guys? She came home with a big, red snapper."
"How to get laid: Step 1: Be an egg Step 2: That's literally it"
"Have you heard of the Austrian man Duerf? He was the world's leading reverse psychologist"
"""How the fuck should I know if it's still good? Eat it. You get sick, it wasn't good. You people, you think I got microscopic fucking eyes."""
"Why are Astronauts seen as condescending? Because all they do is look down at people."
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"What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion."
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