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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey? A fowl ball!"

"Lord of the Rings is symbolic of Marriage One ring rules your life, it slowly destroys you, and sometimes, death seems easier than continuing on."

"Booze Cruise I'm not afraid to die, I'm just afraid of how I'm going to die. I wanna go like my grandpa, In his sleep, not like his other 4 screaming passengers."

"What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons? A two-eyed onion."

"When I hear my boss coming over to my desk, I mask my body's heat signature with mud and sit still hoping she won't see me."

"Figured this is an appropriate time to tell this. What is an Undertaker's favorite element? Barium."

"Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom? Because he had an edible complex."

"Me and my twin brother are always finishing each others sentences. The prison wardens are none the wiser."

"There once was a Little Girl named Sue... She likes a lot of celebrities. But, every person she idolises commits suicide. Because they're Sue's idols! Hahaha?"

"The world does not revolve around you, it revolves around the sun...which shines out my ass."