109194
Joke of the Day
"My physics teacher is the chord slope of an a-t curve The average jerk"
Next Joke
"I've always stood up for black people. It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat."
"A horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""Heeeeyeyeyeyey, why the looooong face?"" And the horse replies ""Because the guy telling the joke that I'm starring in has bad...comic...*timing.*"""
"Duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm. ""Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?"" ""Just put it on my bill."""
"What does a duck call a tractor? A Quakter"
"He called me passive aggressive. I just smiled and left. Cut his brake lines on the way out for good measure, though."
"Be very careful if you eat mushrooms in the wild. There's not mushroom for error."
"What do you call Minecraft in Germany? NEIN-CRAFT!"
"Bum at the bus stop, lady walks up with dress up her crack, bum discretely pulls it out, lady slaps him, [hand gesture pushing it back into crack]"
"What do you call a black guy flying an air plane? A pilot. You racist asshole."