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Joke of the Day

"I've always stood up for black people. It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat."

"My friend is anti-semantic... He never writes anymore edit: (semantic refers to words for those who don't get it.)"

"What's red and green and spins round & round & round? A frog in a blender."

"What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common? They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs."

"What do you call a dog with iron balls? Sparky."

"Did you hear that Fergie and R. Kelly are collaborating on a new album? They are calling their group the Black Guy Pees."

"What do you call an anti-vaxxer? Greiving"

"Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!"

"Non-Americans won't get this. Obesity"

"How did the dad know that his daughter is on her period? His dick is covered in blood."