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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black guy flying an air plane? A pilot. You racist asshole."

"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan."

"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WatAHHH!!"

"Q: What did the blind German say? A: I can Nazi you!"

"What are 8 Hobbits? One hobbyte."

"man I hate tailgaters I was doing 35 over the limit today and the idiot behind me was still tailgating and the flashing lights on his car looked stupid too"

"I'm at my most ""penguin"", when I'm walking to get more toilet paper with my shorts around my ankles."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ? Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !"

"/r/jpegs A place for an assortment of quality pictures /r/jpegs"

"Did you hear the one about the donkey and the sloth? Ultamate frisbee badger!"