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Joke of the Day
"What does a duck call a tractor? A Quakter"
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"Why do girls travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"My girlfriend said I have a pretty penis... I replied, ""I guess you could say its the belle of the balls"" hopefully you guys enjoy this joke more than she did."
"Do you know which End she was talking about? My teacher pointed me with her ruler and declared that at the end of her ruler is an idiot. I was suspended for a week for just asking which end!"
"What's long, hard, and has cum in the middle of it? A cucumber."
"yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs"
"how does it make you feel that your left hand has never touched your left elbow and your right hand has never touched your right elbow"
"What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit? Well they [deleted]"
"Enough is Enough! No like seriously they're the same word."
"Relationship status: I get the remote to myself!"