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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Minecraft in Germany? NEIN-CRAFT!"

"If you want to work with livestock, you better know your farm animals, kid! A kid is a baby goat.. That's the joke..."

"uh oh we better all stand up for the old man in the dress who bangs a tiny hammer down or he might decide that we have to live in a cage"

"What's Donald Trumps favorite Pink Floyd album The wall"

"What does vlads wife say about his premature ejaculation? Just putin, don't Russian"

"Every time I make a poop joke, Dorothy Parker rolls in her grave. I should probably stop pooping there."

"I'm opening a store that specializes in selling automatic weapons. It's called Bloodbath & Beyond"

"I secretly replaced my husbands coffee with the empty toilet paper roll he left in the bathroom. Let's see if he notices."

"It's a good thing I'm not a god because I'd probably just end up eating the planets after midnight over the sink."

"I wish we could all agree to adjust our cultural perspective on beauty so that I could eat more."