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Joke of the Day

"Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens."

"Why did the Italian miss his dinner? It'a was'a pasta his bed time"

"What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help? Bro sure!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chuck ! Chuck who ? Chuck in a sandwich for lunch"

"*Sits straight up in bed* ""THE CHILDREN"" *Kids are sitting in the produce department while two watermelons sleep peacefully in their beds*"

"What did Joe Hill say when someone asked if he was Joe King? ""No, I'm dead serious."""

"Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy."

"What's six inches and not getting sucked today Whitney Houston's crackpipe"

"Just remember whatever you put up with you end up with!"

"Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31"