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Joke of the Day
"What did the wise man say to the fat guy? You should probably go on a diet."
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"When Hugh Hefner dies no one will say he's in a better place now."
"I asked a pretty homeless woman... I asked a pretty homeless women if I could take her home, she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box."
"Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said ""Moving."""
"What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scotsman? The Rolling Stones say, ""Hey you, get off of my cloud!"" A Scotsman says, ""Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"""
"this nation needs a monument dedicated to its teens. how about a giant middle finger carved out of a mountainside"
"If we get to have sex with our valentines on Valentine's Day I can't wait until Presidents' Day."
"Holiday cards, when you care enough to let friends, family, customers & clients see how your handwriting hasn't improved since fourth grade."
"Wrapping gifts and one kid has more than the other so to even it up I hope she likes this bag of potatoes."
"Just saw Samuel L. Jackson order a couple of bagels. He paid for them and said thank you so basically now my whole life is ruined"