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Joke of the Day
"Just remember whatever you put up with you end up with!"
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"My mum must be such a bitch. Just found out she left us before I was born."
"Im pretty sure my dick is a masochist It loves being beaten every day"
"Did you guys hear about that pastor who refused to perform a Full House themed lesbian wedding? Apparently he didn't want to marry Kate and Ashley."
"My hobbies include reading books, eating snacks, and sending emails referencing attachments without the attachments."
"""You want to have your cake and eat it, too."" ""Yeah. It's MY cake."""
"Throwing a life preserver to someone drowning in boiling oil is a futile act... Unless of course that life preserver is made of dough."
"Cute neighbor mows her lawn almost naked, so I sneak over there at night and sprinkle Miracle-Gro all over her yard.. costly but so worth it"
"The Vatican has dispelled rumors that the Pope is resigning because he's a pedophile. They claim he just got a little behind at work."
"I created the friend zone defense in basketball. You basically just compliment the other guys but never make a move."