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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chuck ! Chuck who ? Chuck in a sandwich for lunch"
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"*Dentist's waiting room* *Trying to make conversation with other patient* So... I guess you have teeth, too?"
"What's similar between an angry cow and one of the most easily detected leptonic decay channels of the z boson? They've both got a muon!"
"That guy who ran through the White House could go to prison for ten years, so there's another reason I don't run."
"I asked my girlfriend if she could get me a newspaper ""Don`t be silly"", she replied, ""you can borrow my ipad"". That fly never knew what hit it."
"The perfect knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who?"
"I was asked if I wanted to volunteer at the U2 concert... ...I said I don't like to do Pro Bono work."
"Kinda cool how they based an entire country off of Mexican food."
"Paul has a kid It's appalling"
"What happens when you play the drums incorrectly? You get repercussions"