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Joke of the Day
"What's six inches and not getting sucked today Whitney Houston's crackpipe"
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"What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter? A gambler might lose."
"I was helping Mom with the computer and now she thinks I'm racist... All I told her to do was push ""ALT + """
"If a problem has a solution - no need to worry. If there is no solution - then it is pointless to worry about. A fundamental principle of apathy."
"my 10 year high school reunion is in August which means I have 2 months to lose 40 pounds and get engaged to Michael Cera"
"It would be easier to walk into Mordor than Gondor Because of the number of entrances"
"What number is higher than infinity? 420"
"Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit."
"Why are there more female than male archeologists? They always want to find a new bone."
"Easter Kids' Joke 2 What do you call a brown bunny that comes a day after Easter? Choco-late."