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Joke of the Day

"What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help? Bro sure!"

"Why should trees never sign birthday cards? Because they're always so *Sappy*!"

"How does ISIS cool down in the summer time? In a blow up pool"

"So I saw a black guy running down the street with a TV I then shouted, ""Hey that is mine!"" but I then realised that mine was at home polishing my shoes"

"Did you hear about the new cure for diarrhea? They're calling it ""Gone-o-Rhea."""

"I asked Siri to tell me a joke She turned the front-facing camera on"

"I was gonna submit a gay joke, BUTT fuck it..."

"How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, let the bitch do the ironing in the dark."

"Want a slutty costume? Dress up as my professors, they barely cover up anything important."

"What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino? Elephino (hell if i know) :)"