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Joke of the Day

"What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line? Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?"

"Sean Connery was injured last night in his sleep when some books fell on his head. He could only blame his shelve."

"What does a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common? Someone's losing a trailer."

"I know this is a long shot, but any super-attractive men and women out there also self-confessed ""nerds?"""

"Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were a kid? He's back in town and wants your number."

"What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!"

"Trump is blaming Sanders for the violence at his rally... Because you can't truly be Hitler until you blame a Jew for all your problems."

"My father was a wonderful man. He's still alive, he just turned into a cunt."

"A Muslim walks into a bar BANG (bomb explodes)"

"I've only got a few more weeks to convince my wife that our baby's middle name should be Underscore."