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Joke of the Day

"I know this is a long shot, but any super-attractive men and women out there also self-confessed ""nerds?"""

"Do you know why lions eat raw meat? Because lions don't know how to cook."

"Why do ninjas make bad porn stars? Because nobody can see them coming."

"Fact: 9/10 people enjoy date rape"

"Why is it called her ""time of the month"" and not ""trouble in paradise?"""

"What's the difference between ignorance and arrogance? I don't know, and I don't care."

"Why Is A Man's Mind Dirtier Than A Woman's? A woman changes hers more often."

"Toilet seats can give you STD's... ...If you sit down before the person stands up"

"Cop: ""You been drinkin?"" Me: I'm going to dinner w/my wife's mom & 94yo granny ""You're free to go.."" Come on dude. Can't you just arrest me?"

"Saw a standup duo last night. One totally died on stage. The other killed. Actually, now I think about it, it might have been a cage fight."