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Joke of the Day

"What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!"

"[Lawyer] ""I can't stress this enough. You cannot plead that you're a wizard ok?"" ""ok"" [Later in court] ""I plead that im a wizard your honor"""

"What Social Media site do the undead use? Tomblr."

"I can't have been the only one who was confused by the Rosa Parks story as a kid, on a basis of ""the cool kids sit in the back of the bus."""

"Not a mean plane joke. Wouldnt want to make a joke about the air asia flight as it would be plane wrong and offensive."

"Don't trust anyone that orders a Medium Pizza...."

"A Spanish Magician says he will disappear on the count of three He said Uno Dos Then he disappeared with no tres (say it out loud to understand)"

"What do you call a prematurely born Chinese baby? Sudden Lee"

"What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit? A DayGlo Dago"

"Just had a vegetarian meal with a nonalcoholic beverage at a restaurant whose produce are 80% locally grown. Feeling pretty smug."