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Joke of the Day

"Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were a kid? He's back in town and wants your number."

"I can point out chicks who say ""vokka"" and ""liberry"" instead of ""vodka"" and ""library"" based on the use of emoticons in their screen name."

"All the toilets in the city have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on."

"Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese? Ohio"

"Last night I had sex with not one, not two, but zero people."

"What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress? Me"

"Why are sharts always a surprise? Because you can never see that shit coming."

"I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but there's only room in your ass for one head, and yours is already there ."

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak."

"Your mama's so ugly people discriminate against her for it and she has no legal recourse."