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Joke of the Day

"What did Bruce Banner get after having sex with as prostitute? a HULK RASH!!!!"

"People are saying that sperm has terrific anti-wrinkle properties. But if that were true, with the amount of wanking I do, my bed would probably make itself."

"Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car? Because it was Elise"

"What do college fish study? Algae brah... I know it sucks but it was the only joke I've ever come up with!"

"How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? She screams her husbands name instead of yours"

"The Fish Net Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann? A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl."

"Life is like a box of chocolates... No one likes the dark ones, and the more white the others are, the richer they get."

"Cinderella If you play Cinderella backwards it's a woman learning her place...."

"Can you tell me a dirty joke? I want to be more outgoing."

"Momma didn't raise no fool. I did this all on my own."