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Joke of the Day
"What does a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common? Someone's losing a trailer."
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"My wife is a beautiful, kind & giving woman who also checks my TL."
"What do you get when you cross a drinking vessel filled with soda with a smoked meat product? Cupicola! ... HAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHA Hahaha ha I'll see myself out"
"Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep? Because it has two shifts."
"A man came to my door earlier and asked for a small donation towards the town's new swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water"
"[proctologist's office] ME: *unzipping pants nervously* PROCTOLOGIST: You're nervous, that's normal, but please zip my pants back up."
"I just saw a video of a snake that learned to open doors. I probably don't need to sleep anymore anyway."
"How do you show your appreciation towards black holes? Thanks for nothing!"
"11: He shoots for her coffee. He SCORES! HE'S... Me: Grounded."
"God grades on the cross, not the curve."