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Joke of the Day
"My father was a wonderful man. He's still alive, he just turned into a cunt."
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"I wonder if both Wright Brothers were behind their inventions, or it was just one & their mother yelling ""Wilbur, you include your brother!"""
"gang leader: ""this isnt what i meant when i said go rob the store"" me: [putting 19 cartons of milk in fridge] ""you should be more specific"""
"How do you blind fold an asian? You put floss over their eyes!"
"Why did everyone think that the proctologist was a great fighter? Because he was really good at talking shit...."
"Hey- ZigZag- What causes dry eyes? Ducts out of water ..."
"Undecided voters are the same undecided people we hate for holding up the buffet line."
"What do you call a dim witted hooker? A slow poke."
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!!"
"What bring a dead duck back to life? A dead bullfrog."