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Joke of the Day

"Trump is blaming Sanders for the violence at his rally... Because you can't truly be Hitler until you blame a Jew for all your problems."

"Why did the zombie not eat your brain? Because he doesn't eat junk food."

"Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind. I shouldn't spread it."

"Went camping last weekend.. Yeah it was intents"

"Our kitchen is starting to look like a middle school science fair"

"I wish I had the confidence in humanity that Guinness had when they bought a 9,000 year lease."

"They say, ""If you let something go and it comes back, it's yours"" Then does that mean I own all boomerangs?"

"Noticed something between my grandma's boobs today. Her belly button."

"What did Hillary Clinton say at the last debate? Nothing...because she was in the kitchen where she belongs."

"Why do they call it a chicken coupe? If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan."